sigh…
Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere
I’m in fucking tears
I ugly laughed
HA!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
asking the real questions
My father has it
My mother has it
I have it
My sister has it
even my shitty nephew has it